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Mac0SRumors: Sorry for the delay!

Friday, July 23, 2004

Sorry for the delay!

Next Update: Tomorrow 9am!

We apologize for the delay in updating, but over the past week, Toby has taken a turn for the worse. The laceration to his toe has, in no small way, become infected and Toby may have to loose his big toe to the ax. We will remain by his side through the durration of the operation, if need be.

In other news, the Power Book G5 development is moving along nicely, according to well place grapes in the grape vine. By sources estimates, a PowerBook G5 should appear in January of 2005.

Stay tuned for more details.

14 Comments:

At July 23, 2004 at 11:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks for the laughs, you guys are the biggest bunch of dorks.
Maybe you should be "Mac OS Humor" instead.

 
At July 24, 2004 at 8:18 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

To the previous poster I say.. SHUT THE F*** UP!!!
What did you accomplish with that statement... NOthing... I've said it before and I will sayit again. DONT COME TO THE SITE IF YOU DONT LIKE IT... DAMN!!!
If you keep coming YOU LOVE IT!!! and can't get enough!... jeez...us

 
At July 24, 2004 at 9:38 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well Ryan its 12:37 EST where is the update?

 
At July 24, 2004 at 5:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

No update yet. Quelle surprise...

 
At July 24, 2004 at 11:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey is the person impersonating R. Meader here the same person (or an associate) of the hilarious Australian guy who ran the mosr parody a few years ago? mosr.net I think it was. That was some funny stuff.

 
At July 25, 2004 at 8:22 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://199.105.116.92/

 
At July 25, 2004 at 3:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its is Sunday and the update was coming yesterday?

 
At July 25, 2004 at 6:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a total load of BS. I sincerely hope that nobody is believing any of this or, worse yet, actually donating any money.

I DARE MacOS Rumors to prove me wrong. Post some info that proves all of this recent bad luck is actually real. Give us hard info like links to third-party news articles, police case numbers for the accidents, pictures of the damage, etc etc that proves your claims.

(And to which I'll expand further. First, anybody who knows anything, knows that when you're in real legal trouble you keep your mouth shut. Second, when you have an infection that severe you also have blood poisoning, and are in real danger of losing your foot, your leg, and possibly your life. Nice try on the toe. And third, the morphine claim was especially eye-rolling. )

Until hard, verifiable facts prove otherwise, I'll consider the recent bad-luck "news" a troll, a rumor, and a hoax.

 
At July 25, 2004 at 7:10 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ya I agree 100%, and remember that this is a rumors website/blog!

 
At July 26, 2004 at 12:20 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you sure this is even a site. If you say your going to update then update. Why not just make a random day generator it would be better.

 
At July 26, 2004 at 2:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Umm... where 'da F is the update dammit... even I'm pissed now... HURRY IT THE F UP!...damn it...

 
At July 27, 2004 at 6:16 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

should be a doozy of an excuse this time. maybe ... meteorite hit the neighborhood and knocked out the internet connection. then, while driving to another location to upload, military testing of EMP device strikes and fries innards of laptop. mysteriously, all internet cafes within 20 miles are closed while owners go on vacation.

 
At July 27, 2004 at 9:47 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why the fuck won't you shut up with the phony medical updates? Remember, you're pretending to be a RUMORS site, not a HOSPITAL site. This is as bad as that chain e-mail going around - you know, the one that says "My daughter has leukemia and every person you forward this to will be tracked by AOL and net us 35 cents for an operation".

Your rumors are crap - can you imagine the outrage if Apple introduced a Quad 3GHz only three months after the dual 2.5? It'd be a dozen times worse than the IIvx, I'll tell you that much. Also, look at the size of the heat sinks in the G5 today. You CANNOT cram that into a laptop. Period.

Oh, and your spelling is atrocious. You write informally in the style of a 14-year-old PC game nerd. Your grammar appears to have never progressed beyond grade 4. As an example? "Loose his toe", "durration", "well place grapes", "by sources estimates". And those are only in today's two-paragraph update.

Give up on the scam and find a decent job. You'll be much better off for it.

 
At July 27, 2004 at 4:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You people are all a bunch of fucking retards. Can't you tell that this site is a blatant parody of what used to be Meader's pile of shit website ? YOu people need to get your hands off your poles. Go outside, get some sun and some pussy before you have a seizure.

 

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